The basic problem

Now that I have all this time on my hands, no rehearsals, all the end-of-school-year programs finished, birthday season complete, I was really looking forward to sitting around and watching television.

But I realized that last week was season finale week. Which means this week, with a clear calendar and the desire to plant my bum into the couch and exercise only my remote-control thumb, there's nothing on.

Any good movies I should rent?