Funny Story

The Belmont Crew got together last night, though not in our entirety, but enough new people joined us that I convinced Stephony to tell my favorite story in the whole world.

This is funny, so please take this opportunity to swallow that sip of coffee. You'll thank me. Or at least your computer monitor will.

Stephony is a family nurse practitioner in a small town about 30 minutes away from Memphis. It's not entirely rural there anymore, but it's pretty "country."

As a FNP, she does a variety of routine physical exams, including prostate exams.

Now, I'm not a man, so I'll never need one of those, but they sound, at best, a bit uncomfortable.

So here's the scene: a pretty "country" old cooter is in her office. Assumes the position, she inserts gloved finger, and does the exam. When she finishes, he leaps from the table, grinning ear to ear, and exclaims, "I cain't wait to tell the guys at work what a red-headed woman did to me!"

(Insert rim shot here.)