Second place no more (I hope)

I so need to win this!

Why? Because it's PINK, for goodness sakes! Pink is not only my favorite color, my signature color, the color of my house, but it's my effing SUPERPOWER!!!!


And maybe, just maybe, I could finally learn to win one of those newfangled games so my son won't think I'm hopeless.

Okay, that's a stretch.

Please oh please oh please oh please let me win this one!!!



Because pink? It's the new black. Really.