NaBloPoMo cheat

Yes, I'm doing a meme today. Sorry to be so jarringly non-posty today, but my body still thinks it's yesterday. Because I worked overnight, until 6 a.m., went home, walked the dogs, showered, woke the kids, and came back to work at 6:45 a.m. I'm so jacked up on caffeine and sugar right now that I may never sleep again. And if I'm having trouble reading, you can imagine what would happen if I tried to write a paragraph. So thanks, Kelly, for the help.

Four First Names of Crushes I’ve Had
1. Curtis - last I heard, he was in prison
2. Brian - turns out he was gay
3. Greg - a few people already know about this. Yes, Melissa, I'm talking to you.
4. James - no, Melissa, not that one

Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. My polyester satin Picasso jacket.
2. That cute red plaid miniskirt. I know Craig mourns that one, too.
3. A pink twinset that was very, um, flattering.
4. My black leather jacket. Because I'm punk rock.

Four Names I’ve Been Called at One Time or Another
1. Kathleen
2. Katie
3. Kaleigh
4. Mommy

Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. Real estate tycoon
2. Trust fund recipient
3. Slumlord
4. Pro skateboarder

Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go on a Date With
1. David Bowie.
2. David Bowie.
3. David Bowie.
4. David Bowie.

Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. Whipped cream pies
2. Jello
3. Chicken if I don't know who cooked it
4. Stovetop stuffing

Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. Earl gray tea bags
2. Cut lemons
3. A new bag of coffee beans
4. Flowers
Is it bad that the first thought I had was "Glue"? Probably so. I think it's the sleep deprivation talking. Only two more hours until I get to go to bed.

Four People to Tag
1. Kristabella (because it's NaBloPoMo and she needs help, too)
2. Melissa (because I don't tag her and I called her out, by name, TWICE in this post)
3. Nic (see #1)
4. Oh, The Joys (because I want to see her answers. I'm putting $5 that the words "National Park Ranger" appear in her post at least once).

More coffee!