Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Mom, don't read this

Okay, if you're easily grossed out, stop reading.

Somehow the conversation between Craig and me comes to prostate health. Let's blame the television. I blame it for everything else.

And he asks how old he's supposed to be before he needs to get that checked out. I tell him. And then he asks if it's possible for the doctor (she's a woman) to maybe wear a cute outfit (boots? leather?) before she checks him out for such ailments.

And then he keeps it up. "Will she maybe wear a wig? Will she get into a character? Will she get a costume? Will she spank me first? Could she pull my hair a little?"

As I write this, he's still talking. "She can't just go at this willy-nilly; it's an event!"

Am I wrong to document his sickness to the internets? Because, in his words, "If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right."

I hope to God that my doctor doesn't read this blog.

3 comments:

laura said...

:::spew:::

Given that she's *our* doc, too, I am having a hard time keeping a straight face about this! LOL

And, FTR, what *is* the age at which a man's prostate should first be checked? :::evil look in Crash's direction:::

Noodle said...

BWHAHA! I can totally hear that conversation!

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